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    What is this mate


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    What is this mate
    In the background, lioness stalking her....

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    Ah The picture is too small


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    "Dad..."

    "What?"

    "How do you know when you've met the right woman?"

    "They f@#$&ing tell you, son."

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    Quote Originally Posted by hoe View Post
    "Dad..."

    "What?"

    "How do you know when you've met the right woman?"

    "They f@#$&ing tell you, son."

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    A policeman responds to a upset and depressed female call. Upon arriving, he see's a young blonde women sitting on the front steps crying.

    "What seems to be the problem, ma'am?" the officer asks.

    "They took my vibrator" she answers tearfully.

    Unsure if he heard her correctly, he blurts "What?"

    "They took my damn vibrator from me!" the lady cries.

    Taken aback, the officer thinks to himself, Surely, every person is entitled to their own form of private self-gratification.

    "Where are the people who took it from you?" the officer asks.

    "Inside!" she screams.

    The officer steps inside the home, where he observes several people sitting on a couch.

    "Is it true you took her vibrator from her?" he asks.

    They nod their heads "yes".

    "I can arrest you if you don't return her vibrator, you understand that don't you?" he informs them.

    There is a moment of silence.

    "Do you understand what I just said?" he asks again.

    Another moment of silence.

    Finally, one of them reply's "But surely, you don't expect us to just sit here and watch her chip her teeth all day, do you Officer?"

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    Only an Auzzie.


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    50 HP tips, upgrade to 351 turbo, 3.42 gears, Twin air compressors, air bags, Remote dual oil filters, Hellwig sway bar, Front Winch. Home made Fuel Heater, BD Exhaust brake with Torque Lock. Tons of TLC

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    Quote Originally Posted by hoe View Post
    A policeman responds to a upset and depressed female call. Upon arriving, he see's a young blonde women sitting on the front steps crying.

    "What seems to be the problem, ma'am?" the officer asks.

    "They took my vibrator" she answers tearfully.

    Unsure if he heard her correctly, he blurts "What?"

    "They took my damn vibrator from me!" the lady cries.

    Taken aback, the officer thinks to himself, Surely, every person is entitled to their own form of private self-gratification.

    "Where are the people who took it from you?" the officer asks.

    "Inside!" she screams.

    The officer steps inside the home, where he observes several people sitting on a couch.

    "Is it true you took her vibrator from her?" he asks.

    They nod their heads "yes".

    "I can arrest you if you don't return her vibrator, you understand that don't you?" he informs them.

    There is a moment of silence.

    "Do you understand what I just said?" he asks again.

    Another moment of silence.

    Finally, one of them reply's "But surely, you don't expect us to just sit here and watch her chip her teeth all day, do you Officer?"

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    So wrong yet so damn funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by hoe View Post
    "Dad..."

    "What?"

    "How do you know when you've met the right woman?"

    "They f@#$&ing tell you, son."

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    100% Truth

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